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The Miss Gloria Hour: With Guest Supermodel Davania
The Board Meeting Heading a staff meeting, Trixie greeted the team gathered in the boardroom. “Good morning, team! Jason, always a pleasure. Gloria, radiant as ever. Rafael, thanks for not ghosting us. And Karla, welcome back to the circus.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 months ago in Humor
DINNER WEATHER: A Dense Fog of Apathy Has Settled Over the Region
[POMP BAY, USA] - A thick, flavorless fog of apathy has stalled over kitchens across the nation, leaving millions stranded in what experts are calling “an unprecedented supper standoff.” Expected to linger until someone other than your wife figures out what’s for supper.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
“A Bladder Too Bold: The Economics of Not Getting Up During a Movie”
Somewhere in the soft glow of the theater, just after the previews and before the plot makes any sense, a small rumble echoes deep within. Not from the speakers. Not from your neighbor with the family-size bag of Twizzlers. No, this is an internal tremor; the unmistakable whisper of your bladder.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Ironies That Define Our Time
Some truths can only be told through irony, because people today will tolerate humor long before they tolerate conviction. We live in an era where satire feels redundant because the world itself has become a parody of wisdom. Every contradiction, every absurdity, is defended as progress.
By Peter Thwing - Host of the FST Podcast5 months ago in Humor
The Age Gap in Equity: Why Toddlers Deserve a Seat on the School Board (Obviously)
There is a glaring underrepresentation of infants, toddlers, and young children on school boards and in government. Diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) policies are clearly ageist, discriminating against these groups and preventing them from representing themselves. Millions of children are affected by decisions made without anyone who “looks or sounds like them” at the decision-making table.
By Peter Thwing - Host of the FST Podcast5 months ago in Humor
Put the Script Down, Grandpa: When Hollywood Just Won’t Let the Action Heroes Retire
There comes a point in every action hero’s career when it’s time to trade in the rocket launcher for a recliner. Unfortunately, Hollywood seems to have collectively agreed that point is never. The result? A new cinematic age where once-mighty legends are wheeled out like beloved relics, forced to roundhouse kick villains while praying their hip replacements hold up.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
The Illusion of Control (Now With 87% More Button-Pushing)
There’s a primal thrill in pressing a button. That tiny click feels like a handshake with destiny. A promise that the universe will move at your command. You jab that elevator “close door” button like you’re launching Apollo 13. You stab at the crosswalk “walk” button like Moses parting traffic. And for a glorious half-second, you believe you’ve changed something.... Spoiler Alert: you haven’t.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
OBITUARY: The Last Person on Earth Who Knew How to Program a VCR Has Passed, Taking the Secret of Blinking 12:00 With Them
It is with heavy hearts and perpetually blinking appliances that we announce the passing of Gerald “Gerry” Thompson, age 86; the last known human capable of programming a VCR. With him goes the final ember of an ancient and mysterious craft, one that future civilizations will one day misinterpret as sorcery.
By The Pompous Post5 months ago in Humor
Miss Gloria Gets a Surprise Visit From Oliver Olivier. Top Story - October 2025.
Gloria's Surprise Visit “Debbie dear, there’s someone knocking on the door. Can you get it?” “Yes, I hear it. I’m just finishing scrubbing the toilet. I’ll get it real quick.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 5 months ago in Humor
